The Bookson (it's a horrible Jackson Five Joke, because I have to explain it) Five!
I will find a better joke for the next one.
The Hobbit. So my mum read me this when I was like, seven, maybe. I don't know. She read it to my sister and me, and I might have been older. Anyways. I am about as happy as a four-year-old getting cake about the movie. That's a bad sentence. I am really excited so I thought I'd reread the book. I read it myself when I was like 14. It's about a Hobbit, called Bilbo Baggins. He goes with 12 dwarves and a wizard, Gandalf, on a mission to see the dragon Smaug, and get the dwarves' gold back. I'm very excited and childish and I've started reading and it is awesome.
I don't know that that is better, but I did try. If I feel up to the challenge, and have the need to feel overworked, I'll try to squeeze in one more book. I'm not sure which book. I'm thinking maybe that I will read
Deathless by Catherynne M. Valente, she of the Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of her own Making. The Girl who circumnavigated was awesome. And Deathless seems fun, I say fun. It seems interesting. It's based on this Russian folklore called Koschei. Koschei seems to be some sort of Witch or Devil or something and the book is about a girl named Marya who is supposed to marry the Koschei. I think it'll be fun.